WH Questions

How is it when you ask “why”?

Does it bite your bite your guilt feel?

For what exactly are you asking “why”?

“Why” did he leave me?

“Why” am i so fat?

“Why” is my skin not healthy?

“Why” me?

“Why” do i exist?

Wait, don’t you think that’s a wrong “why” you’re using?

Damn, yes definitely it is the wrong “why” you’re asking yourself.

It was THE PERIOD so he left. He had to go.

My love, you’re beautiful. Fat, pimpled dark skin, frizzy hair, doesn’t matter.

You exist because you’ve got a lot of untouched pastas, pizzas, cheesecakes and manchurians on your plate.

Why are you wasting your “whys” behind such stupid questions?

Why don’t you ask “why” am I lacking?

“Why” am I not on the right path?

“Why” am I not able to function as I am supposed to?

After those “whys” you’ll find the “wheres” and “hows” and “whens” and “whats”.

These grammatical “WH” questions are very important. Don’t waste ’em.

Take the right advantage of them.

And, after that my child these “WH” questions will work for you like Weed and meth.

You’ll enjoy the trip. You’ll enjoy zoning out. You’ll get addicted to it.

You know “why”,

Because, you’ll be achieving some solid level of success.

And, you’ll want more of it.

Later, you know what to ask yourselves right?!

ASK THE RIGHT WHY BABY!

Picture Of The Day – 2

Remember those days? Days were simple, weren’t they?

Do you miss that one person with whom you’ve grown old? Your sibling? Your cousin?

Called them lately? Shared a secret with them in past 2 months? Argued with them over your clothes or TV remote?

Damn fights we used to pick, didn’t we? Apparently, s/he were the only partner in crime we had.

Recently, I had called this long lost cousin of mine staying in another city. Though we just talked for 2.5 minutes but then it felt good. It felt like, yes he is still there. He has got my back for all the mischief I do. And I’m always there to cover him for all the stuff.

Such a beautiful bond is shared. I re-lived the childhood today itself over the call. That’s why I’m telling you as well, think of calling your side-kick today. The smile on your face wont fade. I’m sure.

See you around, lovely.

 

Last time…

 

When was the last time when you were sitting on your terrace all alone?

When was the last time when you smoked your smoke all alone?

When was the last time when you treated yourself with delicious cheesecake all alone?

When was the last time you woke up late and enjoyed that coffee in your balcony looking around the busy street of yours?

When was the last time you didn’t hide that hickey on your neck?

When was the last time you watered your plants?

When was the last time you sneaked out of a boring party?

When was the last time you had a smile of satisfaction on your lips?

When was the last time you wrote something for yourself?

When was the last time when you took yourself for a long drive?

When was the last time when admired an couple sitting in that park?

Don’t you think you are getting so much involved in the daily chores?

Don’t you miss your “me” time?

Don’t you think you should go easy on yourself and just take a chill?

Don’t you think you should eat chocolate when you’re sad rather than wearing your happy mask?

Don’t you think I actually started making you feel guilty about these things and now you badly want to chill with yourself?

Well, if I failed at it. I should feel guilty but, I’m quite sure I planted that seed in your brain.

Best of luck.

Love.

 

 

How I Got Friend-Zoned.

What’s up?

Ever thought, that even a girl gets friend zoned. LOL. Well, yeah. A guy just friend-zoned me. That too “tinder” guy. I feel super bad for myself and at the same time I can’t stop laughing at myself. 

One fine day, I was on my way home from club. I had an amazing workout. While walking  my way out, I started tindering. A guy who was decent enough to get swiped right by me. Kind of tall, dark and handsome. Luckily, he was my match. After some time, we came to know we both were in the same gym in the club. That thing made us friends right in that minute.

We exchanged our digits and almost talked the whole day. It was fun talking with him. One day I was leaving from college. And his name blinked on my screen, the message said, “Free? Up for pancakes?” within no time I replied, “Yea sure.” I was really excited and was hoping in my head that please don’t be a creep. Because he sounded really decent while chatting. Again his name blinked saying, “Sandwichworkz in 45. Cool?” and taking some fair minutes to reply not showing my excitement I replied saying, “Cool.”  I reached there. I was almost on time. I took a seat in the corner from where everything and everybody were visible.He came 8 minutes late. I’m usually very punctual with timings and shit but then he seemed to be really sweet and he apologized the moment we introduced each other. So… We had a good 1 hour talk with pancakes.

Well, i guess both of us found each other very decent and friendly. We used to talk almost everyday.

Later, we again met only because I was craving for Ice Tea. Yeaaa!! 

I had a deal with him that if I get my Driver’s License I’ll treat him. And fortunately, I passed my test. I got back home around 9:30pm from a party, just got myself changed in my shorts and tshirt and his message blinks,

Him – Can come out for a coffee?

Me – Sure. Just wait for 5.

Him – Sure. Let me know if you can.

Me – See you at Sandwichworkz in 15.

Him – Cool but I might take 20 minutes to reach.

Me – That’s alright butdo come. My treat.

I reached there in 15 minutes waiting for him to come. He came told me to sit in his car and we went for cheesecake. yayy! As I got seated he gave me chocolate. I asked him why, and he said because I had passed my driver’s test it was a little present for me. I refused to accept the chocolate but then it was chocolate and I really felt he wanted me to take it. We went had cheesecake. We both love cheesecake. It was always good spending time with him. We used to have good talks, as in we still do.

Now, if some guy is meeting you for the third time and he gives you a chocolate what are ou going to think? Think, think!! Just T.H.I.N.K!! 

Well then, during navratri (i.e., a Gujarati festival) we met again. We went to club just for chilling and talking. We sat and talked a lot there I came to know that he is a forever single guy. He never had a girl friend. I told him about my life incidents which were really funny to him +1 to me. We talked a lot almost about world issues and our life issues and a lot of other stuff.

In between also we met ones we talked a lot then we went for dinner where i ate because he was accompanying me because I had no company to eat with. How cute!! LOL. I know I’m acting like a complete jerk. 

Now the main scene happens, where I guess we both friend-zoned each other.

Me – Why were you on Tinder?

Him – As in?

Me – Generally, why tinder?

Him – Oh, you know… find someone.

Me – Ahaa

Him – Not using it anymore.

Me – Me neither.

Him – Takes the fun out of the real thing.

Me – Actually.

Him – And why were you on tinder?

Me – Just like that, to meet new people. Find someone.

Him – So, did you?

Me – Not Really. you?

Him – Nah! See it’s useless.

Me – Hahaha totally.

Him – I met you, but with you it’s different.

Me – Different as in?

Him – As in we became friends.

Me – Ohh! haha yeaa and that’s the best part i guess.

Him – Exactly… the best part.

I guess here, we both friend zoned each other. Indirectly friend zoned. Yea right, I feel bad for myself. Well, I guess after this chat things became quite weird among us. Let’s see what happens. He’s off for his IAF (Indian Air Force) interviews and cell-phones aren’t allowed there. And i guess by the time, he’ll be back I’ll be off for my vacation.

God, it sucks getting friend zoned. Am I really friend zoned? I am so fucking confused.

If you know if I am or I am not please comment below and tell me. So maybe I can approach him with a bit of your help.

And yea, GIRLS DO GET FRIEND ZONED!!  

 

P.S. I haven’t even side hugged him.

 

Réfléchir

Some random French song was playing in the background. And those 2 Zimbabwian paintings were staring at her from that big empty white wall. She had no interest in finding the meaning of those songs but was simply enjoying her coffee and the sight of those 2 paintings, which reminded her of the best trip of her life.

What was life to her was the question she was asking herself. And she had no answer for that. Do you think an individual who is existing on this planet since last 20 years should have an answer to this question?  She has been avoiding those “life” questions but subconsciously she knows she has to face them but then why is she not facing them?

Why does a person needs to have such questions answered? Why can’t their whole life be a question mark and then make mistakes like we used to do in Math in high school? Why have we complicated our lives like Math? Math was still lucky, it’s problems were solved at one point of time but what about life?

I simply have got no idea how to give a conclusion to this piece of letters and punctuation marks.

So, lol. Bye! xD

Picture Of The Day

Life was being harsh to him.                             

And he eventually tried to prove the life wrong that, he wasn’t going to let that shit get over him.                                               

But he didn’t realise that, he was going hard on himself.